I was adopted by Americans as a baby and raised in The United States. At 29 I’ve moved (back) to Spain a full fledged citizen but spectacularly useless. I am The Bad Spaniard. I am ignorant of the language, culture customs, and general operation of the country. This is a documentation of my journey to educate myself and generally navigate life in Spain. I have always had the blood, but everything else will have to be earned.